Samster's Yearly Spending Calculator

Part 1: paid sessions. Part 2, further down, works out what a session with the wife costs, and compares the two.

Slide to your own numbers to see what your outings really cost each year once transport, extras and health checks are added in. The starting figures are only examples, so move them to match yours. Nothing you type is saved or sent anywhere.

How often

Sessions

Per

Fee per session (S$)

Extras per session: room, drinks, tips (S$)

Other costs

Transport per session: petrol, parking, ERP, Grab (S$)

Condoms and lube per month (S$)

STI checks per year

Cost per check (S$)

Overseas trips per year

Cost per trip (S$)

Your yearly income (optional, leave at 0 to skip)

Your total

Per year

Per month

True cost per session

	Per month	Per year

The married man's version

What does a session at home really cost? Add up what you spend on her and the household each month, and it's spread over how often you two actually do it. Again, the starting figures are only examples.

Her monthly overheads

Allowance or household money (S$ per month)

Her share of housing, utilities and food (S$ per month)

Shopping, beauty, phone and insurance (S$ per month)

Dinners and dates (S$ per month)

Once a year

Birthday, anniversary and festive gifts (S$ per year)

Holidays together (S$ per year)

Ang pows and in-law expenses (S$ per year)

How often

Sessions per year with the wife (forum reports: often once a month or once every 6 months, but a lucky few manage daily)

How much of her total yearly cost (all the sliders above) do you put down to sex? The rest is company, cooking, kids and the rest of married life. 100% means all of it counts towards sex.

Her total

Per year

Per month

Cost per session

Head to head

	Per session	Per year

Of course, a wife comes with company, cooking, someone to grow old with and someone to tell you you're wrong. Not all of it fits on a slider.

A few tips

Don't skip the health checks to save money. They're usually one of the smallest lines on the bill and the best value on it. Ask your doctor or clinic how often is right for you.

Set a monthly limit and keep the money in a separate account or e-wallet, so when it's gone, it's gone. Cash and "one more round" tend to be where budgets leak. If the yearly total surprises you, cutting one session a month often saves more than hunting for cheaper rates.

From Helpful Cheongster at sammyboyforum.com